last fridays - chicken & porn @ the ueg june 27

By da lizza

i have no idea what to make of this... i'm assuming that they'll literally be serving fried chicken & porn. however, that makes me very nervous for some reason. that or embarrassed that i have such a dirty mind to assume that (can we say john waters?!). i think i'm going to be up in laudi for this, so if any one goes tomorrow... i want a full report back.

[where:2744 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL]